Bloggers Ben & Nick: Winnipeg/\Blogger Curt : World Wide/\Blogger Jon : Pasadena.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Trying Out Some New Things

I'm doing some things with Photoshop to try and 'snazz' things up around this blog. For example, I'd like to use the following image as the title area of our blog:


I've got to try to figure out if there's a way to upload it into the template, or if we need to make the switch to BetaBlogger, which is an updated/fancier version of Blogger. I know there's a good chance we could do stuff like that there. I'm experimenting with another blog, just to see if it'll be useful to switch.

So, I haven't written much about what's been happening around here, so here goes.

The week after Curt left, there was an electrical fire at the karate studio. A waitress at Twin Palms (the restaurant next door) was on her break and noticed an orange glow that WASN'T coming from her cigarette, and called the fire department after trying to break through the window with a fire extinguisher to put it out herself. The fire was WAY too hot, there was no one in the building and the FD was just up the street, so heroics weren't necessary. They put the fire out fast, but the damage was done.

The next day, the walls were yellow with the poisons of the smoke and the saturated matts had already been torn out by the clean up crew. The air smelt the way your t-shirt does after grilling 300 hamburgers on a hot afternoon. Things were pretty bad. I didn't have my camera there the first day (wish I had), so there's no super cool photo of the TV all the way across the room melted into a pile of gurgling black plastic or of the painting of the belt ranks dangling from the rafters like a flag back from the war. Nuts. I did get a few good pictures, though.

The way the building is built is as follows: Our half, the karate half, is seperated from a bookstore/theatre area by the restrooms that we share and one security door that divides the two businesses. The fire was contained to just the training area, but it did wipe out the electricity to the entire building. The bookstore people decided to stay closed until everything is put back together. We thought maybe we'd get a week off or something while the insurance adjusters did their thing and the city planners tried to get their asses together and cover up their grand canyon-esque fuck up.

Nope.

In the ways of Tiffani's Restaurant or some other great/tragic circus, "The show must go on!"

The show went on, alright. It went on, right at the starting line of 'The Heat Wave from Hell'.
We've been teaching kids/teens/adults karate for 8 weeks now in that crappy little bookstore area on a filthy rug with no electricity in at least four weeks of 100+ heat (record breaking heat, mind you, like that makes it any better...), with only our senses of humor to keep us going. Why only our senses of humor? Because Larry hasn't even thought to go out and buy us a case of bottled water, a bag of ice or some lighter work out clothes. We're fortunate to have such generous and observant students and parents around; they've been bringing us goodies and ice cold drinks in lieu of the boss. Having no electricity sucks, but being impossibly busy AND having no electricity sucks even more. Quite the mess.

To add kindling to the fire, I gave Larry my 4 weeks notice July 15th, letting him know that I'd be down to part time come Aug 15th, teaching only 2 nights a weeks, from 5:30 ~ 8 or 8:30 because of my new daytime 9 to 5 gig. He seemed to support my decision, and trusted that I'd take care of my students.

Then, on August 1st, Billy gave Larry his 4 weeks notice.

Suddenly, he's in a bind. That, according to my calculations, is about 60 students (at about $1000 tuition a year) who need to be moved around to be taught by Juan or Alex, who are already stacked to the ceiling with lessons. So Larry found himself in, what the people in the jarred goods business call, a "pickle". He approached me and asked what it would take for me to stay.

I had pretty much already made up my mind as far as leaving. It's no secret that I wasn't really happy there. It was less about the actual teaching and more about the attitude/lackadaisical manor with which Larry ran his business. He kept piling up the students on us, started charging more and more for those lessons, but not offering a penny more to us for our efforts, all the while his actual "karate" presence was becoming like an oasis in a desert...nowhere to be found.

So, what would it take from Larry for me to stay?

-$70,000 a year on a weekly salary.
-2 weeks paid holidays.
-Full medical insurance.
-Bonus at the end of the year if sales of dvds and crap were up.
-Raises for all the guys, as well as 50/50 medical benefits for them.
-Commissions for all of us when we sold dvd packages, sparring gear, uniforms, re-enrollments, introductory programs, etc...

That's what I asked for.

He came back with this, which is pretty much the reason why I'm working at Picard Mortgage now:
-$32,000 a year.
-2 weeks paid holidays.
-No medical.
-Vagueries about a bonus.
-Kaiboshed the medical for the other guys, and I'm not even sure he heard me ask for more money for the other guys.
-Sort of glossed over the commissions with some non-sensible jibberish about overhead and "they raised the rent".

Forget about it! Cyenara! Au revoir! Chow!

So that's been my summer so far. Last night, when I went in to teach, Larry was actually teaching (gasp) an intro. It was kind of funny. I guess I was a little disappointed, though not surprised, by his lack of vision. I didn't think I was asking for too much, considering I'd be managing the school, the schedule, equipment ordering and working there full time instead of my previous part time. I believed, considering my schedule was already full with 50 some odd students strong, that I'd be able to teach closer to 100 students on my schedule alone, not to mention sell product like a madman and motivate the other guys to sell too, with incentives of course.

I guess he knows better. It's too bad knowing better doesn't include treating your employees with the respect and care they deserve. (zing!)

Things are going good right now. I'm just settling into my new job, and so far it's been nice. The mortgage industry is kind of a crazy place, but I kind of like it. I'll keep you guys posted.

Peace!
Jon

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Road Rash


This is how Nick feels about it


Well the right knee was the night before and the left knee was last night.


This was from last night too.




This was from last night also. I took Nick to the Hospital just to make sure, cuz he went into shock, I think from tearing an ACL in his shoulder?


I think that's what the white coat said, and that little red mark at the top of his shoulder is whats causing the most pain.

The fore arm rash is also from the night before last night night, there is two sets of injury piles. He's busted off a foot peg, scratched the shit out of his seat and some how managed to slam the front end three times in two accidents.

You know what happened?
When he was turning, his toe caught the pavement and stayed!!!!! HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing, know why? cuz he was caught in his undertoe and was pulled under. HAHAHA



Okay seriously what the fuck am i doing wrong here when it comes to posting, I can't seem to get anything to lign up,I takes hours for me to do this shit, and it's all ml an mm for progress, that's it , allz i got to say is that he still alive and we'll go riding later.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Innocence, sweet innocence


Check it out, I wish I could remember the ocassion that this picture was taken on. Seems like it could be Christmas or something special like that.

This wasn't that year we got into the picnic table full of booze, was it?... no, i think I was about 13 ish or so. . yeah that was when my dad got re-married, remember. The same year we set the church garbage on fire...why did we set the church garbage on fire? And did we step on the frogs because we were mad that we couldn't hit the satelite dish with the mallets or because there weren't enough cars driving on the road?...magical times.

I should have gotten a little more cropped off around the top, eh.

Thursday, August 10, 2006


Curt you looked so pretty...I miss you.

2 - 80- 2

This road trip was a trip to only half remember, still we hope to get a few more pictures or stories to piece together to make...sense.
We arrived Friday and left Monday, is what i got so far.

The 2 is for us


We consumed 80 canadian beers

In 2 days






I figured out what that clear liquide is that you constantly piss out when you drinking, it's puree'd brains sstells, c.

Punked out Spam

Good to see the Brodeur Brothers are still alive, though not for long on those 2-wheel death machines. 45mph? Don't kill yourselves!

I'm sick of getting spam, but some of it is funny. Every week, I'm going to post the funniest piece of spam that I got, just for the hell of it. Spam awards. Whatever.

Be cool!

Shortest way to be happy!

somewebsite .com


self-fountain alms fee cattle feed
merry-faced bauson-faced hempseed oil
vice-squandered angle capital wooden-seated
lamp-lined windmill palm double-piled
labor caucus acceptor supra protest garden pink
Capuchin nun regular-featured Barbados cabbage tree
long-settled pleasant-minded king-post truss
Michaelmas term earth house cash value


I have no idea what the hell this guy wanted. Cattle? Barbados cabbage tree??
Sign me up!

I'll try to put some new photos up soon. Got some news about the job front too.
J


New toys for the boys





This is what we ride around on at 3 o'clock in the morning, drunk.



They go about 45mph.



They sound like chainsaws.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Ben Brodeur Martial Arts Instruction

Jesus, Ben. I had no idea you taught private instruction to German martial artists.
You're so worldly!
HHIIIIYAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Jon

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Coming Up for Air






Sorry boys! I've been really busy lately, trying to finish things up. I recently took a break from the books and spent the weekend in Toronto. Emily took these pictures on the roof of her mom's condo. Great location! It's better than staying in a hotel! And her mom makes a mean pot of cook-up rice! On the Sunday we went to a wedding which was a lot of fun. Lots of music and dancing. This is a picture of Em and I with her cousin Ravi. You guys recognize the shirt and tie?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Some New Ink

Double headed phoenix (my dad and grandpa) inside a shield with a maple leaf, with finger waves exploding from behind.
Leave Every Place A Better Place.
Where are your guys's posts??? Huh??
Jon