Happy New Year Bitches

This is what the kids I coach for gave me for x-mas. My monkey is now officially called Coach Ben with a soccer ball and birth certificate written with the use of descriptive words such as "18 inches", "Belongs to: Ben" and also "stuffed with love". One of the mom's owns or works at a place called Build-a-bear workshop that makes them while you wait type of thing. The plush is super soft and it's nice and all but the card came from a kid on its own and I know it to be genuine, no matter how soft the plush is on my monkey, the card is nicer.
Dougie Howser
Ha Ha Another year in a timeless universe? Well I don't have any picture of what happend but have to say that B.J did fall backwards/sideways on his ass into a pile of boxes and a rack of clothes, I guess that's his way of sayn' whats up. He was hilarious, he was so drunk that he came straight out told this single mom that mothership wrecked relationships and then later after the poker game he said while nodding his head the whole time,"uh, er ya know, your er your a, pretty pretty girl ya know! I wanna, I think we should fuck...you'd like it, oh yeah, you'd say it was great." HA HA HA. That was some great shit, That is something I could relate too, if only I was that trashed again. Ha Ha.