Bloggers Ben & Nick: Winnipeg/\Blogger Curt : World Wide/\Blogger Jon : Pasadena.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Happy New Year Bitches

This is what the kids I coach for gave me for x-mas. My monkey is now officially called Coach Ben with a soccer ball and birth certificate written with the use of descriptive words such as "18 inches", "Belongs to: Ben" and also "stuffed with love". One of the mom's owns or works at a place called Build-a-bear workshop that makes them while you wait type of thing. The plush is super soft and it's nice and all but the card came from a kid on its own and I know it to be genuine, no matter how soft the plush is on my monkey, the card is nicer.
Dougie Howser
Ha Ha Another year in a timeless universe? Well I don't have any picture of what happend but have to say that B.J did fall backwards/sideways on his ass into a pile of boxes and a rack of clothes, I guess that's his way of sayn' whats up. He was hilarious, he was so drunk that he came straight out told this single mom that mothership wrecked relationships and then later after the poker game he said while nodding his head the whole time,"uh, er ya know, your er your a, pretty pretty girl ya know! I wanna, I think we should fuck...you'd like it, oh yeah, you'd say it was great." HA HA HA. That was some great shit, That is something I could relate too, if only I was that trashed again. Ha Ha.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Nathans pockets part II

So a week and a half later Nathan comes over for another night, and this is what is in his pockets this time.
Now, its getting him to use them properly.
Anyways he'd like to say hi to you.... "Hi".

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Nathans pockets


So I got my little brother to empty out his pockets and this is what he was carrying around in them

- A picture of himself when he was 1.

- A wallet

- A bank card that doesn’t fit into his wallet

- A shoppers optimum card that doesn’t fit in his wallet either

- 3 pens

- A lighter in case he’s stuck in the woods

- A tire pressure gauge

- Mini scissors for cutting his nails and stuff

- A pocket knife

- A bigger pocket knife

- Some change

- Starburst wrappers from when he bought starburst from the canteen at school cuz he supports me

- A drill bit

- Needle nose pliers so that he can do up his fly cuz the zipper is broken

- A business card

- A couple of loose pieces of paper

- 2 pairs of tweezers

- Keys for all his stuff

Saturday, November 11, 2006

easier to call

Hey, I'm not normally a lazy man, and I don't attribute my lack of "posting" to laziness necessarily, but I do know this: It's almost friggin Christmas, and I haven't been saying a whole lot.

Jamie and I went to Winnipeg in Oct to visit the fam and the crew. My only disappointment over the whole excursion was that I didn't get to see more of my friends. I did however get to see Joey & Krista's baby girl, Jadzia, and that was really special. She's beautiful and funny, just like her family. They grow up fast (our niece and nephew have anyway), so seeing them when they're just babies is a pretty special thing. Lucky us!

My mom's in better spirits too, which is really nice to see. Her health has always been an issue, but her quirkiness can sometimes be one too. I guess when we see things that remind us of ourselves, it makes us uncomfortable. :) Best quote by my mom was when she was being talked to about christianity and the virtues of faith:
Them: "But how do you explain the universe, and everything in it, if you don't believe in god?"
Mom: "I don't have to."

Ohhhh, the comedy!

I have some Halloween photos to download to the PC, but I'm not sure where the camera is. You guys are gonna die when you see me in my costume. It's pretty...batrific? Bat-tastic? You'll see.

Here a picture of 4 phone booths. Hey! It's poetry! It's us!!
Soylent Green is made from PEOPLE!
Jon

Monday, October 30, 2006

Eyeball



It only took about 20 minutes to do and my only regret is that I didn't plan enough time to make more.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Pimp Nicky Hoe Slaps



Drove out to Edmonton on Thursday night at about 11:00pm and arrived Friday afternoon . I pulled the first shift and then Nick pulled the second... originally Tash complained, then we talked about it and came to the conclusion that quite frankley distrust of our sisters ability to drive without sleep only allowed 2 possible drivers in the equation of a 12-14hr drive.

Slept some,
then had a pre-pre-gamer before the big day.

































Watched my cousins ceremony, then took some picture with the Family, it was nice to see everybody.
























The meal was an awesome shaved beef with really tasty gravy and fried potato halves and steamed Veggies. After dinner we hung out for a bit and chatted with the Veterans until about 11:30pm... we then decided to go to the bar.

We country stomped the dance floor...


We two stepped... We country stomped...
We dosi doed...

Nick was talking to this chick and my cousin Evan said she stormed off the dance floor...apparently she told my brother to "dance better," so he told her to "lose weight.
I think that is the funniest shit ever!

She came back after, I think the funniest is that she'll have this indefinite complex if she already hadn't, HAHAHA, an indefinite physical vanity complex thats like a crazy staircase constantly thinking "was he serious?"HAHAHA, take that Hollywood!! Take that Seinfeld!!


After 1:30am we decided enough was enough so we left, went back to our hotel, packed up then drove back to Wpg.

That is the official story.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Black Lake , Nopaming Park






Here we took another road trip to Black Lake in Nopaming Park, it's Past Lake du Bonnet by another hour and a half, absolutly gorgeous.


The road to get there is the shittiest gravel one lane washboard and the further you go the worse it gets, we only travelled an hour and a half up it,it supposed to be like a 4 hour ish drive I heard were you actually have to stop and back up to let some one by if they are oncoming.
We stayed at a friends trailer friday night around Lac du Bonnet and then actually headed up to Black Lake saturday morning.

The Wildlife was awesome, whatever you saw, would come up to you and practically steal your food, even the birds would swoop down and just look at you like, "gimmie food, or I'll peck your eye's out."Seriously they way this blog works can go fuck itself. If it had half a brain it would do somewhat what it should do.
What the fuck is the deal with telling my stories backwards!!!FUCK.

Here Jay figure out he was a boy, then freaked out all weekend because he paid for 2 wedding dresses instead of 1 and a tux. We all kinda figure that, but nobody wanted to question him before because he always put out.



Here are some picks of the fish we caught when a camera was available. The little Jack was caught at Black Lake.



The little Bass was caught at Shoe Lake, we stopped off there on the way home from the trip.

The fishing was horrible where we were staying so on Saturday we decided to try someplace else, so we took a trek into the bush to Flinstone lake, it was like a 10 min walk from the side of the road and it doesn't have a place were you can launch a boat, so we were boatless, untill we saw a bunch, people quad their boats in and then take the motor and plugs when the leave, and then just have to quad their motor and plugs in the next time they go.















So we found one that wasn't chained to a tree and had a plug. We jacked 4 paddles that we could find and headed out. That day we caught 5 pickerel, 4 from me and 1 from "G". We had a fish fry for supper and man it had to be the best tasting fish i've ever eatin' in my life!!!

On Sunday I woke up around 6:30am and decided to go check out this other spot called Hare Lake, you can't get there by car either, so I thought the fishing would be good too,
It wasn't very far off the road, and there weren't any boats. So i casted out and headed back to my car to get a role off toilet paper. Anyways I was in mid shit when I heard bush crashing, I thought that i was in someone's spot and they were coming to fish too, so I hurried my business when I realized it was a huge moose!! jogging towards me, it had no idea that I was there. It wouldn't have been that bad except my pants were around my ankles and i was perched a top a cliff!! So I yelled, scared it away and counted my stars that it wasn't a male.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Trying Out Some New Things

I'm doing some things with Photoshop to try and 'snazz' things up around this blog. For example, I'd like to use the following image as the title area of our blog:


I've got to try to figure out if there's a way to upload it into the template, or if we need to make the switch to BetaBlogger, which is an updated/fancier version of Blogger. I know there's a good chance we could do stuff like that there. I'm experimenting with another blog, just to see if it'll be useful to switch.

So, I haven't written much about what's been happening around here, so here goes.

The week after Curt left, there was an electrical fire at the karate studio. A waitress at Twin Palms (the restaurant next door) was on her break and noticed an orange glow that WASN'T coming from her cigarette, and called the fire department after trying to break through the window with a fire extinguisher to put it out herself. The fire was WAY too hot, there was no one in the building and the FD was just up the street, so heroics weren't necessary. They put the fire out fast, but the damage was done.

The next day, the walls were yellow with the poisons of the smoke and the saturated matts had already been torn out by the clean up crew. The air smelt the way your t-shirt does after grilling 300 hamburgers on a hot afternoon. Things were pretty bad. I didn't have my camera there the first day (wish I had), so there's no super cool photo of the TV all the way across the room melted into a pile of gurgling black plastic or of the painting of the belt ranks dangling from the rafters like a flag back from the war. Nuts. I did get a few good pictures, though.

The way the building is built is as follows: Our half, the karate half, is seperated from a bookstore/theatre area by the restrooms that we share and one security door that divides the two businesses. The fire was contained to just the training area, but it did wipe out the electricity to the entire building. The bookstore people decided to stay closed until everything is put back together. We thought maybe we'd get a week off or something while the insurance adjusters did their thing and the city planners tried to get their asses together and cover up their grand canyon-esque fuck up.

Nope.

In the ways of Tiffani's Restaurant or some other great/tragic circus, "The show must go on!"

The show went on, alright. It went on, right at the starting line of 'The Heat Wave from Hell'.
We've been teaching kids/teens/adults karate for 8 weeks now in that crappy little bookstore area on a filthy rug with no electricity in at least four weeks of 100+ heat (record breaking heat, mind you, like that makes it any better...), with only our senses of humor to keep us going. Why only our senses of humor? Because Larry hasn't even thought to go out and buy us a case of bottled water, a bag of ice or some lighter work out clothes. We're fortunate to have such generous and observant students and parents around; they've been bringing us goodies and ice cold drinks in lieu of the boss. Having no electricity sucks, but being impossibly busy AND having no electricity sucks even more. Quite the mess.

To add kindling to the fire, I gave Larry my 4 weeks notice July 15th, letting him know that I'd be down to part time come Aug 15th, teaching only 2 nights a weeks, from 5:30 ~ 8 or 8:30 because of my new daytime 9 to 5 gig. He seemed to support my decision, and trusted that I'd take care of my students.

Then, on August 1st, Billy gave Larry his 4 weeks notice.

Suddenly, he's in a bind. That, according to my calculations, is about 60 students (at about $1000 tuition a year) who need to be moved around to be taught by Juan or Alex, who are already stacked to the ceiling with lessons. So Larry found himself in, what the people in the jarred goods business call, a "pickle". He approached me and asked what it would take for me to stay.

I had pretty much already made up my mind as far as leaving. It's no secret that I wasn't really happy there. It was less about the actual teaching and more about the attitude/lackadaisical manor with which Larry ran his business. He kept piling up the students on us, started charging more and more for those lessons, but not offering a penny more to us for our efforts, all the while his actual "karate" presence was becoming like an oasis in a desert...nowhere to be found.

So, what would it take from Larry for me to stay?

-$70,000 a year on a weekly salary.
-2 weeks paid holidays.
-Full medical insurance.
-Bonus at the end of the year if sales of dvds and crap were up.
-Raises for all the guys, as well as 50/50 medical benefits for them.
-Commissions for all of us when we sold dvd packages, sparring gear, uniforms, re-enrollments, introductory programs, etc...

That's what I asked for.

He came back with this, which is pretty much the reason why I'm working at Picard Mortgage now:
-$32,000 a year.
-2 weeks paid holidays.
-No medical.
-Vagueries about a bonus.
-Kaiboshed the medical for the other guys, and I'm not even sure he heard me ask for more money for the other guys.
-Sort of glossed over the commissions with some non-sensible jibberish about overhead and "they raised the rent".

Forget about it! Cyenara! Au revoir! Chow!

So that's been my summer so far. Last night, when I went in to teach, Larry was actually teaching (gasp) an intro. It was kind of funny. I guess I was a little disappointed, though not surprised, by his lack of vision. I didn't think I was asking for too much, considering I'd be managing the school, the schedule, equipment ordering and working there full time instead of my previous part time. I believed, considering my schedule was already full with 50 some odd students strong, that I'd be able to teach closer to 100 students on my schedule alone, not to mention sell product like a madman and motivate the other guys to sell too, with incentives of course.

I guess he knows better. It's too bad knowing better doesn't include treating your employees with the respect and care they deserve. (zing!)

Things are going good right now. I'm just settling into my new job, and so far it's been nice. The mortgage industry is kind of a crazy place, but I kind of like it. I'll keep you guys posted.

Peace!
Jon

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Road Rash


This is how Nick feels about it


Well the right knee was the night before and the left knee was last night.


This was from last night too.




This was from last night also. I took Nick to the Hospital just to make sure, cuz he went into shock, I think from tearing an ACL in his shoulder?


I think that's what the white coat said, and that little red mark at the top of his shoulder is whats causing the most pain.

The fore arm rash is also from the night before last night night, there is two sets of injury piles. He's busted off a foot peg, scratched the shit out of his seat and some how managed to slam the front end three times in two accidents.

You know what happened?
When he was turning, his toe caught the pavement and stayed!!!!! HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing, know why? cuz he was caught in his undertoe and was pulled under. HAHAHA



Okay seriously what the fuck am i doing wrong here when it comes to posting, I can't seem to get anything to lign up,I takes hours for me to do this shit, and it's all ml an mm for progress, that's it , allz i got to say is that he still alive and we'll go riding later.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Innocence, sweet innocence


Check it out, I wish I could remember the ocassion that this picture was taken on. Seems like it could be Christmas or something special like that.

This wasn't that year we got into the picnic table full of booze, was it?... no, i think I was about 13 ish or so. . yeah that was when my dad got re-married, remember. The same year we set the church garbage on fire...why did we set the church garbage on fire? And did we step on the frogs because we were mad that we couldn't hit the satelite dish with the mallets or because there weren't enough cars driving on the road?...magical times.

I should have gotten a little more cropped off around the top, eh.

Thursday, August 10, 2006


Curt you looked so pretty...I miss you.

2 - 80- 2

This road trip was a trip to only half remember, still we hope to get a few more pictures or stories to piece together to make...sense.
We arrived Friday and left Monday, is what i got so far.

The 2 is for us


We consumed 80 canadian beers

In 2 days






I figured out what that clear liquide is that you constantly piss out when you drinking, it's puree'd brains sstells, c.

Punked out Spam

Good to see the Brodeur Brothers are still alive, though not for long on those 2-wheel death machines. 45mph? Don't kill yourselves!

I'm sick of getting spam, but some of it is funny. Every week, I'm going to post the funniest piece of spam that I got, just for the hell of it. Spam awards. Whatever.

Be cool!

Shortest way to be happy!

somewebsite .com


self-fountain alms fee cattle feed
merry-faced bauson-faced hempseed oil
vice-squandered angle capital wooden-seated
lamp-lined windmill palm double-piled
labor caucus acceptor supra protest garden pink
Capuchin nun regular-featured Barbados cabbage tree
long-settled pleasant-minded king-post truss
Michaelmas term earth house cash value


I have no idea what the hell this guy wanted. Cattle? Barbados cabbage tree??
Sign me up!

I'll try to put some new photos up soon. Got some news about the job front too.
J


New toys for the boys





This is what we ride around on at 3 o'clock in the morning, drunk.



They go about 45mph.



They sound like chainsaws.